What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:32
A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever